ШКОЛЬНАЯ ЖИЗНЬ — война и мир.

УЧЕБНЫЙ ГОД — хождение по мукам.

УРОК ФИЗИКИ — 45 минут на бочке с порохом.

ДНЕВНИК — книга жалоб и предложений.

ОТВЕТ У ДОСКИ — прямой репортаж с петлёй на шее.

БУФЕТЧИЦА — сорока-воровка.

КОНТРОЛЬНАЯ — не имей 100 рублей, а имей 100 друзей.

В РАЗДЕВАЛКЕ — бородинская битва.

СТОЛОВАЯ — много хочешь - мало получишь.

УЧЕНИЦЫ НА УРОКЕ — спящие красавицы.

УЧЕНИКИ НА УРОКЕ — всадники без головы.

ГЕОГРАФИЧЕСКАЯ КАРТА — тайна 2ух океанов.

ПРИХОД УЧИТЕЛЯ — встать, суд идёт.

УЧИТЕЛЬ И УЧЕНИКИ — Али-Баба и 40 разбойников.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ПЕНИЯ — псих на воле.

СОЧИНЕНИЕ — записки сумасшедшего.

ОБЩИЙ ПОБЕГ С УРОКА — никто не хотел умирать.

СПИСЫВАНИЕ — дай бог скорости.

ТОЧКА В ЖУРНАЛЕ — что несёт день грядущий...

ЗВОНОК НА УРОК — гром гремит кусты трясутся.

ЗВОНОК С УРОКА — любимая мелодия.

КАБИНЕТ ДИРЕКТОРА — убойный отдел.

КАНИКУЛЫ — долгожданная свобода.

КЛАСС — семейка Адамс.

КЛАССНЫЙ РУКОВОДИТЕЛЬ — дрессировщик.

ЛИНЕЙКА В НАЧАЛЕ ГОДА — черный день.

ЛОДЫРЬ — герой нашего времени.

МАМА ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ — Терминатор 2.

ОТЕЦ ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ — Фантомас разбушевался.

ПАРТА СО "ШПОРАМИ" — сундук с золотом.

ПЕДСОВЕТ — много шума из ничего.

ПЕРВОКЛАССНИКИ — головСТОЛ УЧИТЕЛЯ — пульт уастики.

ПЕРЕМЕНА — всемирная война.

ПОДСКАЗКА — пятый элемент.

ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПАРТА — дом отдыха.

ПРОГУЛЬЩИКИ — их знали только в лицо.

РОДИТЕЛЬСКОЕ СОБРАНИЕ — невиноватая я.

СТАРОСТА — собачья работа.

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