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1. Красивую женщину можно целовать без конца и не разу не попасть в одно и то же место. Януш Макарчик.

2. Женщина – это человеческое существо, которое одевается, болтает и раздевается. Вольтер.

3. Для женитьбы нужны двое – одинокая девушка и озабоченная мать. NN.

4. Даже самые красивые ноги, где-нибудь заканчиваются. Юлиан Тувим.

5. Он любит её больше, чем всех других, но ему нужны другие, чтобы в этом удостовериться. Натали Клиффорд Барни.

6. Не врывайся к жене с криком «Я всё знаю!», а то она чего доброго спросит тебя, в каком году была битва при Трафальгаре. «Пшекруй»

7. Не бегай ни за женщиной, ни за трамваем. Всегда придёт следующий. Итальянское изречение.

8. Мужчины, которые относятся к женщинам с наибольшим почтением, редко пользуются у них наибольшим успехом. Джозеф Аддисон.

9. Из двух зол выбирай более смазливое. Кэролайн Уэллс.

10. Мир тесен: в конце концов, все мы встретимся в постели. Бриджит Бардо

11. Всегда говори женщине, что она не такая, как другие, если хочешь получить от неё то же, что от других. Уиндем Льюис.

12. Бабники редко думают сразу о целой бабе. Ежа Карецкий.

13. Люди имеют право заниматься любыми сексуальными практиками, которые им нравятся. Впрочем, они должны избегать секса с козлами. Элтон Джон.

14. Быть мужчиной хорошо уже потому, что не нужно целовать чужую трёхдневную щетину. NN.

15. Для женщины первый поцелуй – конец начала, для мужчины – начало конца. Хелен Роуленд.

16. Секс – самое забавное из всего того, чем я мог заниматься без смеха. Вуди Ален.

17. Пессимист утверждает, что все женщины шлюхи, а оптимист на это надеется. NN.

18. Секс, не касается никого, кроме тех троих, которые в нём участвуют. Неизвестный американец.

19. Нимфоманка: женщина, которая вечером хочет заниматься любовью несмотря на то, что утром сделала причёску. Морин Лимпан.

20. Я приду к тебе в номер в пять вечера, если я опоздаю, начинай без меня. Таллула Банкхед.

21. Женщина иногда может заменить мастурбацию. Но, разумеется, это требует большого усилия воображения. Карл Краус.

22. Мужья, как правило, хороши в постели, когда изменяют своим жёнам. Мэрилин Монро.

23. Как всякий мужчина, я ношу при себе орудие насилия. Анджей Керн.

24. Каждый, кто ест три раза в день, должен понимать, почему кулинарных книг продаётся втрое больше, чем книг о сексе. Л.М. Бойд.

25. Если секс – такое естественное занятие, откуда столько пособий по сексу? Бетти Мидлер.

26. Рада барану овца, быком наслаждается тёлка; для плосконосой козы сладок нечистый козёл. Овидий.

27. В поцелуях двух женщин, есть что-то от боксёрского рукопожатия. Генри Луис Менкен.

28. Ларису Ивановну хочу! Мимино.

29. Целомудрие - самое неестественное из всех сексуальных извращений. Олдос Хаксли.

30. Если у тебя нет женщины, значит у кого-то их две. . Аркадий Давидович

31. Одно неосторожное движение, и вы – отец. Михаил Жванецкий.

32. Если бы Господь Бог не хотел, чтобы человек мастурбировал, он сделал бы его руки короче. Джордж Карлин.

33. Хорошим девушкам рады на небесах, плохим девушкам – где угодно. Лозунг Всемирного конгресса проституток.

34. Всё же мне жалко, что я не мужчина, а то бы я в десять раз больше шлялась. Надежда Крупская.

35. Почему мужчины такие серьёзные? У них есть эта клёвая длинная штука, которая поднимается и опускается, когда захочет. Если бы я была мужчиной, то постоянно бы смеялась над собой. Йоко Оно.

36. Раньше женщины кормили грудью младенцев, теперь – кинопродюсеров.
Жан Кокто.

37. Девушке некоторый опыт, чтобы целоваться, как начинающая. Джоан Риверз.

38. Единственное, чему я научилась, снимаясь в порно, - это, делать минет так, чтобы не размазалась губная помада. Трейси Элизабет Лордс.

39. Каких бы высот ни достигли новейшие техно